I'M BACK FROM DENMARK. And as much as I enjoyed the trip, I'm so relieved to be back in Germany it's almost obscene. Last night I stared at the ceiling for three hours, unable to sleep, hating everything and wondering why on earth I thought moving to Germany could ever have been a good idea. Then I realized I wasn't in Germany, I was in Denmark, and I was culture shocking over the retarded food products, lack of internet, and cold beaches. When we got off the ferry and I could understand the signs around me again I was so happy I didn't know what to do with myself.
In other news, what the fuck, Wells-Fargo. Charging me for using my debit card abroad? Fuck you too.
In other other news, the IIGOIIDanish consensus was for Danish. Really? I was ready to bet my soul on his gay-ness, which just goes to show you how out of whack Europe has thrown the gaydar. So in summary, the scoreboard reads:
German: 1
Crazy and Homeless: 1
In Denial: 1
Danish: 1
Gay: ...0
Not a single gay guy? Really? Shit.
7 comments:
hahahahaha oh god i love you. rice cakes? really?
-amy
I LOVE RICE CAKES.
--Tina
LOL!!!! Hahhahahahaaaahhhhhaaaa, I SO love you!
Money with holes...I#m so excited to go now!!
:D
Love, Me.
Dear Tina,
You are truly amazing and I simply adore you.
Love,
Uncle E
Hahhaha Mahalo for that! I was planning on visiting Denmark someday, but only because I love Legos and Nanilei loves cheese Danishes. I will make sure to only speak French when I am there. I love money with holes in it. I have a Japanese coin on my keyring!
Your video made me smile at the end of a rough day. Thank you, Tina.
--Bruce
hooray! Anytime Bruce, I got you covered.
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