10 July 2008

Claire Writes!

So for those of you who live under a rock, Claire's visitng for a week because she's AWESOME! She's also writing my blog entry for today. Here goes:


WARNING: pretty much i dont believe in grammer only the occational period and am possibly the worst speller you will ever meet and it just gets worse when im typeing so good luck

ok so pretty much tina has a cloud of paper cranes that she has hung from the ceiling and im kinda jealous because iw ant them so im thinking about stealing them before i leave and when she asks where they are im going to say that i dont know and act like im concerned

heres the rundown of everything that iv learned since iv been here:
1. it smells like cows not in a gross way but in a fresh amish way i kinda like it
2. there are many brightly colored buildings that are sorta flamigo pink next to these cute little ones that are more like the sound of music
3. the paddle boats are massive they look like real boats but there not there made of wood and it looks like some one actualy takes care of them
4. ATTENTION!! TINA HAS YET TO SAY SORRY FOR ANYTHING!!!!! AND THAT IS A BIG DEAL SO JEN MAKE SURE TO TELL YOUR AUNTS I THINK IT WILL MAKE THEM HAPPY
5. schmuck means jewelry (julery)
6. all germans are obsessed with country time lemon aid so much so that they will resort to being tinas friend
7. people take country time lemon aid over alcohol
8. rice cakes come in strange flavors like strawberry
9. i went to a class with pickels freehold and i found it facinating mostly because i could draw pictures through the whole thing and not feel like a may be missing something and it was a refreshing feeling and i got some serious art work done and a very impressive rap that i am more than willing to sing upon request
10. gremans seem to have difficulty deciding what color their hair should be so they just take all of them staring with blond in the frind and progressivly getting darker as they go back it even applys to side burns but the eye brows are generly darker than the rest of the hair by at least 3 shades
11. the feilds in switzerland are perfectly geometric all of the feilds are perfect rectangles and on the extremely rare occation that they do not all of the corners are at right angles i have yet to see a german feild so i have nothing to compare it with other than england and america in england all of the feilds are misshapen blobs and in amreica the are so haphazard that they end up running into the road so the swiss are the definate leaders here
12. the cherrios are not perfectly round some of them almost pring open and its not like they are even made my some generic brind thier made by kellogs it was baffeling


so that was claire!! woot! our plan for the week: visiting islands with castles, going to the largest waterfall in Europe, and doing a day-trip to Austria. HELLS YES.

adios amgios!
Tina and Claire

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm three seconds away from printing that out and taking a red pen to it. =P Good job Tina, you made me into a grammar freak (i now correct OTHER people when they say "funner" or "talk" instead of "speak" and "good" instead of "well," and when they give me a funny look I blame it on you!)
I blame you for the fact that I twitched a few times during that post. Haha, I'm just kiddinggg...kind of =P

With love,
Amy

Anonymous said...

Let me guess....Claire is an honors student at Rutgers. Am I right?

-- Bruce

Tina! said...

You guys are so MEAN. But not in a funny way, more like in a You're-going-to-get-the-crap-beat-out-of-you-
when-I-get-back sort of way.

Anonymous said...

Tina hasn't said "I'm sorry"? WOW...

*faints*

-Jennifer

Unknown said...

i agree with tina---don't hate just because you can't write sick raps. which i totally want to hear. and probably hang on my wall.